it is not true that i try to climb out of your window when you are sleeping. i am a jellyfish. i am not extinct.
my husband died by tombstoning into the canal with watermills in his pockets. i havent left this bed in ninety hours. i have been trying to tickle myself (i cant).
today is the day we take control of our lives. i'm serious. you think i'm joking but i'm not. i can kill sharks with my nose. we can swim to spain.